My corgi mix Winnie starts lobbying for dinner at 4:15 every afternoon. She sighs, checks the empty bowl, and stands on my foot until 5:30 finally arrives.
Funny Stories
Original and reader-submitted funny dog stories. True tales of dog chaos, lovingly told.
Noodle inspects every grocery bag that comes through our front door. Nothing gets past him, least of all the rotisserie chicken. The carrots are a formality.
Otis does not bark at visitors. He hands them things: a shoe, the TV remote, once a frozen waffle. Seven years in, I have stopped arguing with the system.
My beagle Peanut learned the word walk, then the spelling, then every code word we tried. He won the war. It is his walk now, and honestly, good for him.
Mabel learned 'leave it' so well that one night she refused to touch her dinner bowl until I said the magic word. Six minutes of staring at that bowl. Worth it.
My dog Biscuit steals exactly one sock a day, never chews them, and arranges them like museum pieces. I have stopped fighting it. Here is our arrangement.